What a Croc! is right.
I have an unhealthy hatred for crocs. The worse is when I see people wearing them in Center City, it makes me want to tackle them, steal their crocs, and throw them in a dumpster or down a manhole. I never do of course, I'm not interested in getting arrested. Then yesterday I was reading "The Amazing Spider-Man - New Ways To Die! Book Two" and I saw this ad and nearly screamed.
(Another fine message brought to you by my pocket with special thanks to the iPhone it contains)



